When people speak about Arkansas, they talk in hushed tones peppered with a curse word or two. but the truth is far worse than you can imagine.
#1. We’re not kidding — it’s really that horrible.
#2. Pure desolation everywhere you look.
#3. Its so-called tourist attractions are revolting, to put it mildly.
#4. Even animals can’t stand the place — it’s infested by insects and the occasional raccoon.
#5. Take a long, hard look at this lost deer, a.k.a descendant of Satan.
#6. Residents should really get the hell out and never look back.
#7. This is a godforsaken place you should never, ever visit.
#8. Newsflash: Hell really does exist on earth. They call it “Arkansas”.
#9. Can’t they tell a hellhole when they see one?
#10. Have your ever seen anything dirtier?
#11. Anyone who has had the misfortune of staying in this hell-hole should be pitied.
#12. It’s a miracle people still consider this place habitable.
#13. It looks like a post-apocalyptic underworld.
#14. And the bodies of water? Just nasty.
#15. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FOOL!”